1. 'Are you a doctor yet?' No I'm 16- 2. 'Do you remember me? I held you as a baby when you were 2 months, 19 days, and 7 hours old !!' ...No- I barely remember what I had for breakfast. 3. 'Oh My gOsHeU!! YOU CAN SPEAK (whatever indan language here)!??!' ..Yeah-? That's how I've been answering your questions? 4. 'So. What about them girls/guys? *eyebrow waggle*' *Sweats in Gay* 5. Laughs about absolutely everything. 6. Drags you into some dance whenever any song plays. 7. VERY. TOUCHY. WILL CONSTANTLY POKE YOUR CHEEKS AND MESS WITH YOUR HEAD AND STRANGLE YOU- 8. 'bAcK iN mY dAY' tangents 9. talks about something you did when you were in the flipping womb.
Please tell me someone identifies with this-
