Asking my characters awkward questions because: 1: I'm bored 2: My account is dying 3: No one knows enough about my characters to ask them anything interesting if they ask a question at all. 4: See #1 5: I am really, really, REALLY bored. Imagine being bored and busy at the exact same time lol --- Me: "Genevieve, who do you like better, Jacob or Oliver?" 18-year-old Genevieve: "alsdkhniojksdfs!?" --- Me: "Aadya, would you bring Sam back to life if you could?" Aadya: "..." Aadya: "I swear, Cookie---" --- Me: "Jacob, do you still [dislike] Aadya for what she did?" Jacob: "I--...It turned out well in the end, I guess...but..." *stops talking and continues to turn a pen invisible and visible over and over again* (ask in the comments for context) --- Me: "Zoey, do you want to be 100% human?" Zoey: "Umm...I--...That's not possible?" Me: "It's possible." Zoey: *visibly confused and distressed* --- Me: "I'm the one who made Aadya leave." Luna: *Throws chair* --- Me: "Catalina, you were created with the tragic backstory and you turn out to be the villain. Thoughts?" Catalina: "...but? Pardon, but I'm going to be the Queen, so there's really no reason for me to--" Me: "Incorrect." Catalina: "WHAT!?" --- Me: "You have the power of healing, yet you can't heal with the scientists did to you. Thoughts?" David: "Unfair. Very unfair." Me: "The healing potion was spelled so it couldn't heal you. By the time you have access to phoenix tears, they made it permanent. Zoey had phoenix tears, but never once offered to help make you you again." David: "..." David: "You're kidding..." *bitter* --- That's all for now, feel free to ask my characters questions if you want. --- This was purely for my own entertainment, so if you read this I'm honestly impressed.