Just ask me a question in the comments. (Preferably if something rings a bell, since that would really help me out. But, just for fun, you can ask me anything within reason.)
Just felt like it. (If the illustration is really bad, I had to have Lynne do it for me. Lynne swears it’s not terrible but… it really is.) If I don't respond within 72 hours (3 days) than just assume I've either forgotten about this account, Lynne destroyed my afterlife, or I figured out a way to revive myself. Or I don't have a USE for this account anymore. Something along those lines.