PRESS THE GREEN FLAG TWICE I made a Fire Emblem fan-game, basically, and turned it into a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Yes, I've worked for hundreds of hours on this setting. Yes, I still named it "Fire Emblem 3 Idiots". I swear I don't sound this insane usually, I'm trying to do the JelloApocalypse voice for the funny. Joke script: Fire Emblem: 3 Idiots is a Fire Emblem fangame turned Dungeons and Dragons Campaign with a DM who is slowly all my sANitY- Fire Emblem Three idiots takes place in the kingdom of Aeteria, a serious and well-thought-out fantasy kingdom AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA oh who am I kidding dungeons and dragons is never EEEevER serious *sanity loss sounds* *beep* Welcome to Garreg Mach Monastary! Wait, wait, no, that's not right... Welcome to Hogwar- NO, no no no no no, that ain't right either Welcome to Hearthrose Academy! to-totally original. There are three houses at the academy, [VIOLENT COUGHING FIT] and you get to choose one of them based off of which house leader you like the most! There's Twilight Nightshade, Sad Tree Boy, and Silver the Hedgehog! Each house has unique and charming characters! In the Lavender Foxes, we have Aladdin, Catgirl addition Definitely has a True Crime Podcast Luigi's Mansion Pirates of the Carribean Projectile Weapon Anxiety Tropical Smoothie and Doki Doki Emo Club In the Terracotta Wolves, we have Clinical Depression Raging Tornado No thoughts, only GF Decidueye, PKMN GEN 7 Overworked Gifted Kid SURRENDER TO PRINCE XAVIER Amnesiac strawberry and Pumpkin spider latte Finally, in the Celestial Serpents, we have Girl next door: genderbend edition Useless Watermelon It's not a phase, mom Knife Girl The Norse Goddess of War Straight out of Japanese mythology Who's a good boi and Princess Peach Now that you've chosen your house, it's time to choose your protagonist! Do you want to be gay, an emo boy, or a gay emo boy? You know it's a great team when one of you looks like an anime protagonist, one of you looks like a depressed starbucks barista, and one of you looks like you belong in cyberpunk! Our dynamic team daringly faces struggles like crying in the corner of an arena for 5 turns because dice luck has decided you baby and now you have to die! Dodging Foliena's repeated attempts to get you a girlfriend! And having the thought process of a single-celled organism! After the school segment, it's time to go to war! Do you want to side with the pacifist, the dragonslayer, the frail victorian, or the awful politician? HAhaha just kidding, he's not an option (lmao) Once you choose to side with one of the nations, the other three become P R O B L E M S. But let's not worry about that right now! What we're all really invested in is the SHIPS! And you know what adds gasoline to the fires of a shipping war? SUPPORTS! Some supports are cute and lighthearted, while others tackle some real sad feels, because nothing says Theta like making my own OTP ill-fated and star-crossed! *sobbing* *loud Beep* Fire Emblem: 3 Idiots is a fun, open dnd campaign with genuinely good characters and a plot that keeps you wanting more. Or it would be, if I could do more than three character voices! Credits: Picrew (for reference for the Anime Zero drawing) Nintendo My friends :> Jelloapocalypse (for inspiration) Dungeons and Dragons Various web images for the Crab Rave Code lol, and the crab rave meme itself [the japanese kanji spell out "Zero Darkness".]
