So apparently, Uzi is where I live! But according to Cat (my caretaker) she's a "bootleg", whatever that means, from this place called "amazon". The BUzi (Bootleg Uzi) was trying to hang out with me. Apparently, she thinks I HAVE to date her because that's how it goes in the series. When I told her no because I'm closer to V (she's with her caretaker. We're small plushies on earth!) and barely know BUzi, she said that makes ME the fake one! According to Cat, BUzi is the REAL fake because of this "bootleg" thing, and how she acts. What do you guys think? Honestly, I have no clue.
