Hai der, and welcum to Derp Clicker! Cleek on dee derpy button to git derpy points! Den buy lots of derpy accessories to git evun more derpy points! Then cleek more to get even mor derpy points! AAAAAAA!!!!!!! And aalsoooo, cleek da left arroooow to rejuice laag! (a fu times) Translation below: Click on the button to get points. Click on the shop to open it, and buy things with those points to get more points every second. Get as many as you can! Click the left arrow key to reduce lag. Press it a few times.
Use the new double power up (you can only use it once) to double ALL powerups and the derp button!
