Over the summer I had a huge glow up and my glow up was so great that HOOTIE was jealous and told duolingo that I was to GAWGEOUS to exist on this planet so duolingo sent me to Jupiter to live with the dinosaurs (yes they live on Jupiter stoobid) but unfortunately the dinosaurs I was living with were very poor and had no Wi-Fi, and my phone was so slow I completely lost track of time. However I did teach myself a new drawing style that I am very proud of. However, after living with the dinosaurs for so long, my gay besties started to miss me, and so I asked duolingo if I could return to the land of the wi-fi, and he said yes. However, waiting around the corner was a very very scary CHEAP WI-FI. So, with absolute disgust I had to live with the dangerous CHEAP WI-FI for ages, only truly freeing myself from its clasps when I used my schools SLIGHTLY MORE EXPENSIVE CHEAP GUESTS WI-FI THAT I SHOULDNT EVEN BE USING. Luckily duolingo and I made an agreement, I would hide my face forevermore and get good Wi-Fi paid by duolingo, and he gets a happy HOOTSIFER. All is fair and well. Anyways if your planning on going to Jupiter anytime soon tell my friend Bob that I hope he continues his career as a professional bombastic-sideye’r. But DONT TELL DUOLINGO THAT IVTOLD TOU THIS. Bye xx <3
Did I just waist a few valuable mili-second of your life because you thought there was something interesting here???? No. This project is proof that YOU. DONT. OWE. ANYONE. AN. EXPLANATION. FOR. ANYTHING. And if they hate you for having boundaries, tell them I know duolingo and he thinks you haven’t been doing your Spanish lessons!!! (How dare they not do such an essential task! ):<
