Equinoxkit: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Solsticekit: Yes? Equinoxkit: We’re in too deep. Equinoxkit: Is five a lot of followers? Solsticekit: Depends on the context. Solsticekit: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Solsticekit: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. Equinoxkit: You can do it Solsticekit! Equinoxkit: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch. Kidnapper: We have your child Equinoxkit: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Equinoxkit: Oh god, you have Solsticekit Solsticekit: So, Equinoxkit, do you have a crush on anyone? Equinoxkit: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety. Solsticekit: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Equinoxkit: Is that a picture of you? Solsticekit: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. Equinoxkit: I’m Equinoxkit. I’m an accountant. Solsticekit: I’m Solsticekit. I have a knife. Equinoxkit: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Equinoxkit: Anyways, you said Solsticekit is enjoying finger painting! That's great. Solsticekit: *is throwing stones at Equinoxkit's window* Equinoxkit: You have a phone for a reason, Solsticekit! *THUD* Equinoxkit: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?! Solsticekit: I want a trip down memory lane. Equinoxkit: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Solsticekit's lap* Equinoxkit: I heard you needed these? Solsticekit: YES! ALL OF THEM! Solsticekit: We either die free, or die trying! Equinoxkit: Are those the only choices? Equinoxkit: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Solsticekit: Nat 20 Charisma. Equinoxkit: That is NOT how that works- Solsticekit: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Equinoxkit: That doesn't exist. Solsticekit: Not with that attitude. Solsticekit: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Equinoxkit. Solsticekit: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Solsticekit: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Equinoxkit: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Solsticekit: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Equinoxkit: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Solsticekit: Let that possibly be a lesson to you. Equinoxkit: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Solsticekit: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Equinoxkit, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Solsticekit: Spiders wearing flip flops. Equinoxkit, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Solsticekit, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds. *Equinoxkit and Solsticekit are planning to break in somewhere* Equinoxkit: We need to distract the guards. Solsticekit: Right. Equinoxkit: What are we gonna do? Solsticekit: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Equinoxkit: Solsticekit: Equinoxkit: Deal. Solsticekit: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Equinoxkit: I will politely decline. Equinoxkit: Hey, Solsticekit. These candies you gave me? They sucked. Solsticekit: But you ate them all. Equinoxkit: I had to make sure they all sucked. Equinoxkit I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Solsticekit: These are handcuffs. Equinoxkit: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime! Equinoxkit: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Solsticekit: Yes, and that’s coming from me. Solsticekit: I learned a valuable lesson from this. Equinoxkit: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away… Solsticekit: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD! Equinoxkit: This was almost a great idea. Solsticekit: You just described 90% of our stuff. Solsticekit: Look at the buns on that guy! Equinoxkit: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns* Mourningquiver: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Solsticekit: I'm not going back to jail! Solsticekit: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks. Equinoxkit: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs? Mourningquiver: I think that’s the point. Solsticekit: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them. Solsticekit: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Equinoxkit: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Solsticekit: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Mourningquiver, recording: This is so cute.
Equinoxkit: I have a bad feeling about this... Solsticekit: What do you mean? Equinoxkit: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Solsticekit: No? Mourningquiver: That actually explains so much. Solstice is so ridiculous lmaoooo
