sentences - When life gives you lemons, you chuck them at your cousin. Taylor Swift is awesome. "Giraffes have loooong necks" word count - 360 haha this was fun You stare in the mirror. You’re six today, but you don’t feel any different. You shrug and skip happily down the hall, to the kitchen. Your mother is making lemonade, and your older cousin is helping her. Your mother sees you and smiles. “Hey there, birthday girl!” She hands you a lemon. “Remember, when life gives you lemons…” She prompts you. You stare at the lemon, then your most definitely emo cousin who’s paying more attention to his stupid phone than you, the birthday girl. When life gives you lemons, you chuck them at your cousin. He yelps as it hits the side of his head, dropping his phone. Your mother is frozen, seemingly with surprise. “When life gives you lemons, you chuck them at your cousin cuz he’s not paying you any attention.” You inform them, then pick up his phone. He’d been scrolling through a music app, and so you went to the search section and (tried) to type in Taylor Swift. When you finally got it right, you turned the sound all the way up and blasted You Need To Calm Down. As your cousin yelps again, yanking his earbuds out, you grin and bob along to the music you can hear coming out of the earbuds. Taylor Swift is awesome. You hand him back his phone and skip outside, content with the amount of mischief you’d caused for now. Your twin had begged for an animal theme, so there were all sorts of animals around. A lion was sitting on the table, a gorilla was in a tree, and you could see the legs and body of a giraffe inside the pool. “Where’s the neck?” Your twin demands, whirling to your dad. He visibly panics. “Uuh…” “It needs to have a neck!” Your twin cries. “Giraffes have loooong necks.” You say, looking up at the sky. “See? It’s all the way up there!” You can see a giraffe neck in the clouds and you point it out to your twin, who quickly calms down. Your father gives you a grateful look; he owes you now. You’ll need to use that soon, for what you have planned…
