name | celeste role | secretary orientation | aromantic asexual i. ref the advisor and bEsT fRieNd n stuff to tai n yue the following was written by quinn lol she fake-dated artemis because they were close friends already and felt like they had to be in a relationship because peer pressure lol. they both broke it off kinda at the same time because they did the "i have sumn to tell you" "oh i do too" "let's say it at the same time" shenanigans :] also artemis was kind of,, not in the right headspace to be in a relationship lol. (lore??) celeste and tai r essentially siblings. they spent their whole life in the palace together and are very close n stuff !! at first celeste was worried yue was going to cause tai harm, but they eventually grew close and now theyre besties !! - ✰ - celeste: What's gone wrong, yue? yue: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. celeste: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? yue: Well... There’s a crisis. - ✰ - tai: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? celeste: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know. tai: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts. - ✰ - celeste: *speaking Spanish* tai: I know, I know. yue: You speak Spanish? tai: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language celeste speaks. - ✰ - celeste: How the heck did you crash the car?! yue: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. yue: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. celeste: ... tai, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen. - ✰ - *talking on the phone* tai: Remember how I said that yue and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? celeste: Yeah… tai: Well, we’re in jail. celeste: *hangs up* - ✰ - yue, watching power lines fall down: tai, celeste! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! - ✰ - tai: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? yue: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? celeste: And you just ran away?! tai: I didn't expect them to flirt back! - ✰ - *4 am in the castle kitchens* celeste walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: tai, I love you but, what the h-e-double-frickity-frick-frack. tai, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :) - ✰ - yue: So, what is celeste to you? tai: The reason I wake up every morning. yue: ...That’s adorable. celeste earlier that morning, barging into tai′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! ITS TIME TO RULE THE COUNTRY - ✰ - celeste: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. tai: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *yue walks in* tai: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. - ✰ - tai: Where are you going? yue: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! tai: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! celeste, knowing full well that tai got yue an engagement ring: *eating popcorn* - ✰ - celeste: I know you love them. tai: I am not in love with yue! celeste, staring at tai: I never said who... tai: *realizes* tai: Shoot. Well, anyways- - ✰ - person: So, how long have you and tai been together? celeste: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. tai and I are not together. No. No. person: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really? - ✰ - celeste: You don't need my blessing to go kiss yue. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing yue! tai: Nope. celeste: In that case, as the archbishop of tai's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss yue right on the lips!!! - ✰ - celeste: Is this your plan B? tai: Technically, this is plan P. celeste: Plan P? Is there a plan M? tai: Yes, but I marry yue in plan M. yue: I like plan M. - ✰ - celeste: *Hugs yue from behind* celeste: *Tucks yue's hair behind their ear* celeste, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body. - ✰ - celeste: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fricking problem. - ✰ - celeste: The joy of hanging out with tai. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off. - ✰ - yue: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic crap and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. celeste: celeste: I like you. - ✰ - celeste: Didn't you die?! tai: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change. - ✰ - celeste: What did you two do? yue: tai: celeste: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
