1nce apon a tiem there was a litle TV head named Andi. He liveds ina old man boring house. It smelled liek elderly people. usually he'd go to liek. starbucks and stare longingly at the caffinated drinks. Bet todaey was a dey liek no other dey. Todaeuy he was going on teh internet! Andi went on teh net and he regrets it. Thebn andi goes to Farmersonly.com. even tho he aint a farmer. thar he meets the most beautiful man in the werld. His name is Gurton. gurton is very romantic. they decide to go on a d8!!! so Gurton chose a dark alley 4 their date spot. Andi being a little idiot was liek " sure why the haeck not " so andi went to teh pl;ace. when he saw gurton's true self he screammmed. gurton was a liek 9 foot tall evil moster boi. but he was still hawt as hL. Andi was liek " u r not who i thought you were" and gerton grabbed Andi and was screamingt something about a secret society. Andi was freaking out and having a teensy heartheartattchkkk . Gerton ran alll deh way to mexxxioc and went into a old sheck. "what the heack men :-andi " shush bby your safe now"-Gurton " whut "-andi "shoosh pap"-gurton. " who r u really?"-andi .... "I aem a wizard named CONSTANTINEMADDEN. and u r my precious babychild."-Constantinemadden. 2 be continuesd.