Pasian thing :0 - parents treat their child tough for the kid's own good, but some non-asians think its bad/cruel - rice EVERY SINGLE DAY UGHH - people get confused with korean/chinese/japanese - people think korean/chinese/japanese is an aesthetic - people think all asians are good at maths. - all asian parent check if the fruit is good. eg. slapping watermelon or pinching of avocado cap - the whole is world is an aunty or uncle that not even related to - relationship: highschool/early uni parents-'No relationships, only study and find good job' after uni: parents: 'Where's your girlfriend, why you still single?' - as an asian kid, you have 4 career options. 1. Be a doctor. This is the best thing ever!! It can't get any better than this. 2. Be an engineer. 3. Be a lawyer. Or... 4. You could also be a disgrace to the family. - picking up things with ur toes -buying unfitting uniforms, so that it can be worn for at least 2-3 years. - a drawer full of plastic bags -squeezing toothpaste to death. -getting money from relatives on festivals. -using shampoo sachet instead of bottle because buying 20 sachets is cheaper than buying a bottle. - bye bye indoor shoes -miles long family tree * w cousins that you've never met ever - so much b0dy shaming *either ima stick or too chubby* - being compared to most stupidest people - midsts you must aside to -so many story adventures from ur parents young age -when i was your age i learnt blah blah blah - lectures that last so long like an year. bruh - you MUST respect ur elders, even ur older siblings. eg. in india you call ur older siblings chechi or chettai, something like that - studies over friends :(( - desserts does not exist unless it's fruits or something healthy. ugh -asian medicine is first before western medicine * tiger balm , herbal tea ect, inhalation* -switching on the lights to stop thieves, me doing that on halloween. - people saying your packed lunch smell but it's the best food in the world. ikr- -opening a dessert tub and finding random other food - opening a tin cookie box and finding some sewing stuff -you speak chinese ? you speak indian ? bruh… -your name being hard to pronounce :(( -they only care abt ur grades …"if you want to be succsesful, get 95 and above" like- idea- from insta reels lol