Well u probably dont have time to read this: You are illuminati confirmed. U see, if ur answer was yes then because the illuminati has an eye it means that u r illuminati. However if u r closing ur eyes then screw you cos u do have eyeballs, u r a shame to the illuminati as u hide from the world, just like they all do... If u r blind then u can't read this so i can call u a ton of names, however i am nice so i will insult all the illuminati instead. On second thoughts they will find me and kill me. Have u ever wondered why the illuminati has an eye? Maybe to show they r watching us all, we r all under their control maybe! U r awesome cos u read this far. If u didnt u r stupid which is cool because if u did get down hear u arent stupid and if u didnt u dont know ur stupid.
Magic... (cue wow!)
