literally being updated as often as possible empty rn ------ "STUPID DOODY CANT PLAY GUITAR" - someone fake kicking our doody "is this /the/ song?????" "what song?" "you know, /the/ song, my song?" - doody really wanting to sing magic changes "IM THE KING OF MOONERS" - roger shouting his line a bit too loud "because my friend died" - ensemble person "is cripple a bad word? because i call my dad that. HE IS THO HE'S LITERALLY CRIPPLED-" - my friend reacting to our directors changing one of the lines bc it could be offensive "ew no why would i do 4 shows????" - director "OMG YOU SUMMONED DANNY" "LIKE BEETLEJUICE, YOU LITERALLY SAID HIS NAME 3 TIMES" - summoning danny zuko "can you get the music to just go *sound effect* pshh???" -when greased lightning's music isn't working "umm probably captain america." "because he's hot??" -question of the day do be getting slightly unhinged by the second "uNPOPULAR OPINION- dear evan hansen" *everyone staring at the guy* -another question of the day (least favorite musical) "yeah i couldn't be romantic with my hat on" -halloween dress up rehearsal last week lmao ft sandy "YEAH EUGENE!!111!!1" person 1: "what's riss?" person 2: "it's short for like charisma" person 3: "like this!!" person 2: "MARCUS SHE'S A MINOR-" - grease do be getting unhinged "i havent showered in like... a week." "do you want deodorant?? i have some in my backpack-" - literally as soon as rehearsal started i hear this "who knows which line is first?" " i don't" " i don't" " i DO!11!1!!1" - same person who didnt have deodorant knew his lines so- " KOOCHEE KOOCHEE " " OOLA BOOLA" - these are actual lines in the script that they were randomly saying " who inspires you?" " captain america " - question of the day lololol me: " haha you're short " friend: " hey it's okay jacoby bc (alix) is short in character " - me trying to insult my friend but got uno reversed " that alright with you danny? " " hell no. *breaks character* wAIT- " - sandy phrased the line wrong on accident and this happened lmao " i fell " " we know " - scene gone wrong in which roger died