Characters: Maryline, Krista, Heather, Carol, Corey, Toady Maryline: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Heather and Krista's convo? Toady: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Toady: I'm in the washing machine. Maryline: I'm in the closet. Toady: We accept you Maryline. <3 Maryline: No I'm literally in the closet. Toady: Love is love. <3 Toady: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Maryline: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Toady: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd. Toady: I just had a long talk with Krista and Heather about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other. Heather, looking at Maryline: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster. Heather: Isn’t it a bit dangerous? Krista: Heather, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Heather: ... Krista: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Heather: ... Krista: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home. [that's painfully inaccurate i-] Carol: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Krista periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Carol: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. Heather: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Heather: *looks around* ….Should I keep it? Maryline: Heather, just do the right thing. Krista: And put in your bag. Maryline: No— [yess, heather, yessss] Carol: Toady keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use. Carol: So I renamed ours to "Toady, use this one" to help them out a little. Toady: Hey Corey, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know? Corey: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?" Toady: I'd say "No" to that if I were you. *Heather is comforting Maryline* Heather: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Toady is someone else’s problem now. [yeah carol's, and hold up- uhhhhhhh] Corey: *out cold on the ground* Krista: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?! Maryline, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Corey’s face* Heather: Today at 7 am, Corey poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Maryline: I watched Corey brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Carol: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me. [the generator wants insane corey to be reality and not a random au no one's really thought about seriously making] Heather: Die. Krista: Please don't die! Heather: DIE! Krista: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Toady, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Carol, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Krista wants Heather to accept it as their kid. [i have some questions] Carol: You know, Toady, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Toady: ... Toady: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns. [yeah just mention the goddess already or after the rabid owl murders] Toady: Oh my Carol. Heather: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Toady: You worship your god, I'll worship mine. [alright then] Toady, to Heather: Why is Krista not talking? Heather: I'm playing the silent game with them. Toady: Well, then you just lost. Heather: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up. [damn heather, it's not like she's a talkative extrovert-] Carol, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Krista: Other side, Carol... [carol's too sleep-deprived at this point] Krista: *yawns* Heather: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Krista: Then you must be exhausted. Corey: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely. [mm hes] Heather: I’m the smartest person in my friend group. Corey: You hang out with Krista, Carol, Maryline, and Toady. Heather: It’s not as high a compliment as you think. [had to edit this one bc it made no sense] Alright I think that's good for now I do not feel like drawing these haha I might but laziness and other stuff exists so meh
