“Hey, luigi! I’ve got a joke for you!” “Lay it on me, Mario!” “On a scale of one-ten, what’s the capital of russia?” “W-wait, what?” “Too hard of a question for you? Alright, here’s another one. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food, HMMM?” “M-Mario, these aren’t real questions-“ “if two plus two equals four, why did my wife leave me?” “You don’t even have a wife!” “Please. Do not. The cat!!” “AAAHHHH”
This cracks me up so I made my own version
