You work at a facility for containing weird things. One day you are very curious, and you discover a button. A big, red button, labeled 'do not press'. And since you have two brain cells you press it. Will mushrooms fall from heaven? Will a bomb drop on you? Will a crossover with a old game happen? Will a creeper kill you? Probably. Will a literal demigod slay you and say "L". Yup.
Thanks Minecraft, Laglands, The Pointless Button, and my wonderful 'puter teacher Sir Jaffacakes! Hoc verbum meum est domino meo, haec pugna vincere non potes! #games #hashtag #hashtaghashtaghashtag #no worky buttons #allhailtiktok #pog #ineedhelp
