IM BACK MF- hello dear friends of mine I was camping and I had to survive the wilderness for 5 days *insert dramatic pose* I have been camping for two weeks so this was practically nothing, but my B A B Y my sweet C H I L D-this was my new cats first tome without me for that long as soon as I walked through my door all I hear was “MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW” THIS MF CLIMBED UP MY BACK SAT ON MY SHOULDER AND STARTED TO PURR LIKE DANG DRAMATIC MUCH-*clears throat* as we speak I’m laying on my bed she’s sitting between my arms and cHeWiNg ON MY SHIRT LIKE B-(female dog)h WHY
I promise I’m not high from sitting behind someone for 4 hours that smokes the devils lettuce ;-;
