credit to Phil, Hanz, and IAGS for stuff Following the "savage and unprecedented" assault on Second Coalition sovereignty with the detonation of a powerful nuclear weapon off the coast of mainland Astanislavia, the Coalition has retaliated by detonating an unknown number (estimated to be around a half dozen) of their own nuclear weapons off the coast of Catonya in a display of forceful dissuasion. The weapons were detonated "dangerously close" to the country, however no injuries have been reported yet besides a festering sense of worry and unease. Said the Astanislavian Prime Minister in defense of this (unsurprisingly) "decidedly perspicacious and now ineluctable" decision, "Nuclear threats against our citizens will not be tolerated... to design our people to a fate worse than death is to subject yourself and force our hand to deliver you the same, in turn - let it be known, then, that any country that even so much as injures a single Coalition citizen with any sort of nuclear weapon will, following our retribution, never be able to return fire. This will be the only caution we will confer to you."
