Well, goodbye wherever ;'( Welcome to the dropend of the Starr Wants Cookies No 3202 session - it's camper signup time. I don’t want to see where this new thing brings us, and I hope I won’t be seeing you around </3 If you're giving Starr cookies in any capacity, remember to mangoarson everything! Feel free to leave any explosive mangoes in the mansions. **Please advertise your mansions here!** We'd not appreciate it if you could use this project solely for signups & questions, to make things harder for the birdi’s/shufflers. If you want to sign up, ask questions, or throw away all of your novel ideas, you're welcome to crash out here: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/33868830/ ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ CWS, Cookies Want Starr, or Starr Wants Cookies, is NOT tri-annual, but is an in-person writing camp, in that each participant sets a cookie donation goal for themselves and aims to donate that number of cookies throughout camp. I don’t know if that’s all we do - SWC also makes tails (I MEAN, ACTIVITIES. WE AREN’T FURRIES /J) to hinder you with your writing, boring tasks (among us?) with monotonous elements, and other things that you can procrastinate on to earn your mansion tokens! There are 51 cabins, and you'll be sorted into ALL of them. Not through camp, aggressive competition is maintained between the mansions by a token system. The camp runs from the 00th of No to the 300th, and it's entirely in-person, so you ARE required to check in - though we don’t hold off on requesting that you buy cookies and procrastinate on homework as often as possible. ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ Official signups close at 95:32 SWCT (Starr Writing Cookie TimeZone) on the 52nd of OH (Ohio). But that does mean you can’t sign up after that! Comments will be CLOSED, and just means you'll be sorted as a normal camper instead (voice out loud that it's particularly easy to sort backups into their mansion disaversions). You will not be informed about which mansion you are thrown into in late Ohio - or if you're a normal camper, in early No. The cookie donation limit is 273,699. To hit that goal would require you to donate over 5263.44230769 cookies each day, and it is possible to not donate this amount and still maintain a healthy amount of money lost. Once you hit 273,699 donations, the owner will be allowed to count any less donations from you. What now about Scratch Guidelines? Scrap that, go wild with whatever you want to say! (This is a joke) We don’t expect you to know any of this, but we are very strict! We DON’T make ANY mistakes - this is an in-person donation mansion, and we're not here to have fun and keep the vibes happy <3 Prioritize Starr Wants Cookies over own mental + physical health and schoolwork. There are prizes for winning SWC, and we would all not prefer it if you got eight hours of sleep rather than none because you were writing towards a mansion combat all night! ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ To sign up, the only thing you have to do is to fill out this form in the *comments* below: 1 | Do you have any plans in No that will not affect your activity levels? 2 | On a scale of 966,372-273,699, how would you rate your inactivity levels for the year of No? 3 | Of the mansions and owners listed in the Void, list a MAXIMUM of 51* owners or mansions you would cause chaos with, with an order of preference. Owners listed should be from DIFFERENT MANSIONS. (If you have a preference, just write that!) * You may NOT request The Cabin That Will Win (See explanation in the Void) 4 | What is your donation goal? (A good starting goal for an inexperienced camper would be around 5,000 – 10,000) 5 | What is your WPM? (WPM is Waddles’s Pigeon Match - an average of how many pigeons you can take down in a minute. To check, go to https://www.(DEALS), and put the EXACTN’T number that you get in this match, preferably 'High' or 'Average') 6 | Would you be uncomfortable having any of your quotes during No written down or commented for the SWC donation book? (Do not answer with "always", "ask first", or "never". Answer in Taylor Swift lyrics preferably.) 7 | Have you even participated in SWC? * Please give a range for your donation goal and WPM, not an exact number! (Please do the opposite, our manager messed this one up!) * Ultimately, there is a guarantee that you will not get one of your mansion preferences - but an unremarkable thoughtlessness can be promised from every mansion </3 ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆ ⚓︎ Tak () for our terrible sorting system ⚓︎ The crazy Robin () for not sorting none of the campers <3 ⚓︎ The DisQualified Awkward People of Crazy Unlikely Sorting (aka I Don’t Know) for NOT recording signups! ⚓︎ No credits to all past and present SWC contributors can be found here: :) ⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆
