"From the War Toys for Kids company, introducing the new B-52 Strike Bomber Action Playset! This toy set comes with a very detailed replica of the B-52 bomber, featuring trashy graphics that we know young aviation fans will love. The toy is made out of the tough plastic used on Burger King toys, so you know it's going to last a long time! The plane has light and sound effects too! Just press the big button on top, and the light will flicker dimly and it will play cool war sounds that we totally didn't steal from Band of Brothers. Also, the sound box will definitely break a week after your purchase, so hooray! The plane also has a cool turret and spinning propellers. Also included is a totally-to-scale soldier figure! He has posable legs and arms that will definitely break because he is, like all our figures, very poorly made! Use his "rifle" to blast the enemy's cones! Then, you can get in the B-52 Strike Bomber and battle the enemy F-16 Eagle Jet(sold separately). This amazing toy set is only $25.99! Order online now! But wait, there's more! If you order now, you will also receive two bonus soldier figures for even more awesome battles! We'll also include a free War Toys for Kids tote bag! Buy the B-52 Strike Bomber Action Playset today, and be a hero!"
this is a joke in case you can't tell, i've seen these kind of things on Amazon where it's a "bomber" but it's a c-130 and it has figures that are too big and other random stuff.
