1. IM A MAN 2. I DON'T K!$$ MEN 3. I DON'T DRESS WEIRD 4. I'M SWOLE 5. ITS THE 80S 6. UR MOM 7. I AM NOT LONELY 8. I HAVE DATED WOMEN 9. I HAVE K!$$SED WOMEN 10. I LOVE WOMEN 11. UH WOMEN ARE HOT 12. GO CHECK MY BEDROOM 13. I I DON'T STARE AT MEN 14. I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH MEN 15. I DON'T WEAR MAKE UP 16. I AM NOT A WOMAN AND I DON'T K!$$ MEN 17. I DON'T PLAY THE FLUTE 18. NO I AM NOT 19. I AM NOT WEIRD 20. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT ON DEODORANT 21. WHY 22. DO I LOOK G@Y TO YOU??? 23. I DON'T LISTEN TO BUBBLEGUM POP 24. I DON'T WEAR SHORT SHORTS 25. I DON'T WEAR WOMENS CLOTHES 26. WOMEN ARE HELLA PRETTY 27. GIRLS ARE SO HOT 28. IF YOU ASK ME MY TYPE I WILL ANSWER AND IT WILL BE WOMAN 29. LEAVE ME ALONE 30. NOT GAY 31. I HAVE A FATHER. 32. YOU DONT HAVE A FATHER. 33. IM A REAL MAN 34. AND I DON'T LISTEN TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS 35. I CAN BENCH 500 POUNDS 36. I EAT ANTS 37. I EAT STEAK YEAH 38. I DON'T CRY 39. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS 40. I DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS 41. I AM A REAL MAN AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY 42. SHUT UP 43. I'M LITERALLY THE MICHEAL AFTON 44. UR MOMMMM 45. UR MOM IS HOT 46. I DON'T DANCE WEIRD LIKE A QUEER 47. IM A GENTLEMAN 48. I WEAR A FOXY MASK 49. IF I WEAR FOXY MASK THAT MEANS IM A PIRATE AND PIRATES LIKE WOMEN 50. I COULD SURVIVE IN THE MIDDLE AGES. 51. IM EMPLOYED 52. I LOVE SM0KING 53. WOMEN ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT BELIEVE THEY EXIST 54. I LIKE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE FRED- LIKE FRICKING ANGELS 55. I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I WANT. 56. I CAN CHANGE A TIRE 57. I CAN DRIVE 58. I ACTUALLY DONT HAVE A PREFERENCE WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN 59. WOMEN ARE JUST REALLY HOT 60. I CAN OPEN A JAR OF PICKLES 61. I DON'T HAVE A HIGH PITCHED VOICE 62. I HATE ONE DIRECTION 63. I DONT WATCH ROM COMS 64. I EAT MY STEAK RARE. RARE. 65. I HAVE FACIAL HAIR 66. I HAVE FRIENDS 67. I WOULD SURVIVE ON A DESERTED ISLAND 68. IM NOT QUEER 69. IM NOT QUEER BECAUSE I SAY SO 70. EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE 71. YOU KNOW THAT ALL I SAY IS TRUE 72. I NEVER LIE 73. IM VERY GOOD 74. I KNOW WHATS FOR MEN AND WHATS FOR GIRLS 75. MY FAVORITE COLOR IS RED NOT PINK 76. QUEERS WILL AGREE THAT IM NOT QUEER 77. SOME WOMEN LOOK JUST SO DANG HOT CUZ THEY REMIND ME OF FR- WOMEN 78. I PUT THE EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS 79. YOU ARE DISRESPECTING MY BLOODLINE IF YOU CALL ME QUEER 80. IM NOT DRAMATIC 81. THERES SO MUCH WOMEN IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD I LIKE MEN 82. WOMEN 83. WOMMMEN 84. WOMEN 85. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME 86. IM GONNA MARRY A WOMAN 87. WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK I LOOK GAY 88. MY DAD ISNT GAY 89. NO ONE I KNOW IS GAY 90. MY BROTHER ISNT GAY EITHER AS D_MB AS HE IS 91. GAY DOESNT EVEN RUN IN THE FAMILY 92. IF IM GAY WHY WOULD I BE WRITING THIS WHOLE DAMN THING 93. EVERYTHING IM WRITING HERE IS EMPHASIZED AND I REALLY REALLY MEAN IT 94. I don't want you to call me a queer. 95. I KNOW MORE ABOUT MYSELF THAN YOU DO 96. I CONTROL WHAT I THINK AND FEEL 97. I DONT WEAR NAIL POLISH 98. MY BUDDIES ARE MY BUDDIES AND THEYLL AGREE 99. I SAID SO 100. IM. LITERALLY. MICHEAL. AFTON. AND. I. LOVE. WOMEN.
