Basically in this game you have to take care of a lard-ass that is too fat to take care of him self. Just remember these few things: The Overall Score depends on Lardo's (yeah that's his name) Happiness Percent. The higher the Percent, the higher the Score. The Happiness Percent depends on the hunger and thirst. The hunger and thirst averages out (for example: 100 hunger and 80 thirst will equal 90% happiness). The higher both of them are, the happier he will be. Just remember, it gets harder and harder. So good luck! HOW LONG WILL YOU LAST?
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