( read this in the voice of an over-caffeinated, feral, gremlin-core 13 yo who is running on the sugar of 10000 jolly ranchers) I have never met a snake I didn't want to kiss on its tiny little nose. Whether it was a Ball python (not deadly and won't kill me) or a Boom slang ( will literally make me bleed from every hole in my body) I want to pet it. My step-dad, Jeb, shares my love of snakes too, but he won't risk his life to pet a little dangerous noodle. ( Wimp) Let me introduce you to my very regal gentlemen; Udon. He is a full grown 6ft Ball Python. I love my boi. He's longer then me ( I'm 5'4) and thick as a bagel. I feed him two frozen-thawed adult rats every weekend. I like me snakes *ChOnKy* I should get him a bow tie and teeny tiny top hat! okay good bye I am done. Byee
This is in the POV of my newest oc Ethan ( seen in last project)
