About 4 million years ago, God decided to live on Earth and guide his people, however, he did not have a physical form. It was an eerie night, when an eclipse suddenly appeared, followed by 2 shooting stars, falling down on the mega-continent of Pangea. The stars emitted a peculiar, bright glow, able to blind whatever looked into it. When it dissapeared, out came the silhouette of 2 humans- strange, because 4 millions years ago, modern humans have not yet evolved. Instead, many monkeys amongst other creatures stared at the two who called themselves "Jake" and "Logan". These men were the embodiment of God, and although they looked like adults, this was just the beginning of their life. The two agreed on the last name "Paul", since it rhymed with Saul, as in from "Better Call Saul". Why the P? Because although they couldve gone with Saul, since they are made of stardust, P has more meaning to them, as it highlights the pee-colour their hair has. The two explained that they are God, and since the boys are magical, they performed their first miracle and let apes understand them. They then fan Jake and Logan with leaves and treat them better than the leaders of their own Tribes. Jake and Logan were very happy with this, Logan even wanting more. Whatever. This session of being praised lasted a few hours, until Jake decided that it was time to finally do something productive. Logan, although reluctant, agreed, and helped his brother build the apes a little empire!! This took them the whole day though- they didn't have time to build themselves a little hut! And because they are so humble, they let the apes rest, and instead dug a little burrow for themselves, then covered the top with a block of dirt Logan ripped directly out of the ground so that monsters wouldn't bother them: just like your first night in Minecraft! However, since this was a 1:1 space, Jake and Logan did not have enough space to get comfortable in. The boys argued, over how to arrange themselves, until Jake came upwith the positively exquisite idea to merge, seeing as they are the same person and all! Jake touched Logan's бuм and Logan touched Jake's bellybutton. Imagine this please, it is crucial. This unique formation allowed Jake to бгеаsтfээd his brother Logan, and since his veins are infused with stardust, Jake's мilку мilку allowed Logan to see EVERYTHING- it was like getting нigН for the first time, it was truly magical. With this new knowledge, Logan's brain grew and grew, until it eventually merged with Jake's chin, and from that, Logan was sucked partially into Jake's body. This made them some steven universe craр which looked like the two guys had a child which was very deformed, and had some strange chromosome mutation that made it's hair BRIGHT yellow. No, really. This monstrosity looked *exotic*. His beard was more mustard though. Anyways, when the two merged, they also merged names, and settled on the name Jogan Laul. Why that, of all things? I don't have a green idea. This was the beginning of Jogan Laul..
