certifiably cheeks If you see a ! symbol before this message, the game is in the middle of an update, meaning the game will be a bit buggy and possibly temporarily unplayable. The more !s I put there, the more unplayable or broken the game will potentially be. Anyway, the instructions are below. WASD or Arrow Keys to move. C to roll. Spacebar to dash. R to reload your current gun. H to buy guns in the shop. G to open and close the shop. Run into blood splatter to gain hp. Click the dialogue to use dialogue. E to skip dialogue intro Preferably play with a mouse 1 for Pistol, a simple handgun with average stats. 2 for Shotgun, a great close-ranged gun with medium reload speed. 3 for Hyperpowered Yottacharged Kinetic Annihilation Lasergun (H.Y.-K.A.L.) a high-damage, heavy, powerful weapon with a prolonged reload rate. 4 for Minigun, the bane of any shield-bearing enemy. 0 for no gun (enhances movement speed) O to enable enemies to say stuff like "i cant wait to go back home to my wife and kids" before you blast them with the HYKAL P to change from bars to numbers (only ever coded this to work with HP and Energy)
Credits located in-game and below the update list. BIG THANKS TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE TEAM, vemboy20 =) V 1: Everyone Starts Somewhere (I haven't kept record until SFX update.) - Added 4 guns, dash and roll abilities, minimap, multiple UI elements, cheat console, score counter, 2 enemy types, and a secret area. V 1.1: The Title Screen Update (no date kept) - Added a title screen with 2 buttons, credits, and start. v 1.2: Complete Ear Destruction and Time Wasting (12/29/2023) - Added an opening dialogue cutscene and a ton of sound effects. v 1.2.1: Complete Ear Destruction 2 (1/4/2024) - Added another sound effect for enemies exploding and some boom to the guns. v 1.3: Now With 50% Less Useless Clones! (1/12/2024) - Added a feature that lets you switch between bad sprite outlines, good but laggy outlines, and no outlines. This is only applied to non-UI objects. - Nerfed the dash by decreasing heal and damage. - Added 2 enemies: Scaredy-cat enemy and Gun enemy. - Added ability to parry gun enemy projectiles. - Allowed you to open the shop mid-game instead of it appearing after the current 5-ish rounds. - Made the score "D to P" system a bit more balanced. v 1.4: The MASSive Update (not finished) - Added 1-2: BY THE MASSES (not done) - Added gun upgrades. - Added a way to test game volume before starting. - Added recoil visuals to the guns. - Added the silliness cheat, the silliest cheat by far. Best paired with better guns for increased silliness! - Added ________________. - Just... Don't press N. vemboy20 contributions: - Added mobile support and settings. - Brought back old title screen art. - Added option to mute Minos. v 1.5 BETA vemboy20 contributions (this entire update was done by him, hes simply the GOAT) - New Shop! - Buttons will now do a fancy animation. - Mobile full release. youtube tutorials are a blessing thanks to whoevers video I followed for the scrolling bg and griffpatch for a w hp bar for enemies griffpatch's hp bar tutorial made basically everything possible from the minimap to the splatters
