Jogan Laul fit perfectly into the hole, and was able to sleep like a dэаd elephant. It was really special, the way he spread his legs so diligently and elegantly to not fall over and have a spider up his бuм. Then, In the morning, Jogan woke up before all of his primate friends and rose up to the sky, although he forgot to dig his way out of the burrow so he got some exotic grass in his exotic рээ-coloured hair follicles. He then began to say "HALLO EVERYNYAN" in the most thickest, Japanese accent ever. Jogan's voice was so deep and booming, every ape woke up instantly in a fit of fear. They all also went outside, doing the exact same motions as eachother at exactly the same time, as if they were sims from one of the older versions of the game. Jogan Laul gracefully dropped down from the sky, as delicate as a rotting dandelion seed. "I have important thing tosay!" The man said, spreading his 4, muscular, hairy, sweaty (and dirty because he slept in the dirt) arms. "Ooo" said monkey. Jogan stared at the monkey wildly, his eyebrow raised with suspishun. "What did you say to me??" He said. "Ooo" said monkey. Jogan Laul breathed loudly. "Thats what I was going to say anyway! How dareth thou! Thou shall be banished to the landeth of the monkeyth." He said. "Ooo" said monkey. "You're rightl" said Jogan. "You!re alreafy smmonkey." Said jogan. He grimaced and his eyes lit up a moldy kinda colour. "but i can punish you in other ways" Jogan said, very loudly and not calmly. "Ooo ooo ooo" the monkey crowd said. Jogan Laul touched his beard with one arm, his бuм with the other, his bellубuттои with the other, and with the last one he scratched his nose, this allowed him to desteven unvisersize and become the two seperate men, Jake and Logan again. They then said simultaniously, "so, you want to кiss us both?" "Ooo" said monkey. I know I didnt mention it before but the monkey looked like a barbie- unlike its other counterparts, who were all dull and brown and all looked the same, monkey was clean. And bright. And monkey had little pink tail and big blue eyes. And a few blonde hairs, the same рээ colour of the Paul brothers. It was in ponytails. And it had a skirt. A bright pink one. And heels. The wrong way around, but also pink. Monkey lovly "And if we kess you, you will diэ?" The boys said at the same time again. "Ooo." Said monkey. "But it's good, because you would turn all of these apes into modern humans liek us, and they can look like us?" "Ooo." This type of questioning lasted for a bit, until the Paul brothers had made their final choice; or so their thought. "No!" Said Logan, right as Jake said "Yes!" The two looked at eachother as if the other had just escaped a меиТаl faсiliту. "Ohmygod brother you are insain. How could you say that." The two said at the same time, again. "I canot believe you." The two proceeded to argue, making the monkey scared, and monkey started violenltly shaking as a response to this new-found trauma. It's just like in real life when mydad and mom fought. "Ooo" said the monkey, trembling and shivering from shock. Instantly, the brothers stopped fighting and made peace. They comforted the monkey, then кissеd it's lips at the same time, which also means that they touched ewchothers lips?? Whatever. Doesn't matter. Monkey best. As soon as the men touched the monkey's lips, monkey instantly shriveled up and died, reminiscent of that one worm from Spongebob that was in a wheelchair. Also, every monkey had all the bones in their bodies broken (imagine ALOT of crunching sounds) as well as enlarged brains, hands developed for tools, all their hair fell off and the hair on their head grew immensely, and it was all very painful- they were screeching the whole time, and some baby monkeys didn't make it. Thats okay though. Natural selection because how dare you be a child??? "Thank you for кissiиg me.." said monkey before it sunk into the ground and went who knows where, possibly hell. Logan and Jake high fived, looking very robotic, and both said at the same time "Good job bro". And that was Jogan Laul and the Special Monkey's Special Lips.
