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A week or so later, me and the Axolotl had arrived in Melbourne. A tiny kangaroo went up to us and tried to kick us, but it missed. I picked up the kangaroo and punched it. But some Australians didn’t like that I hurt the kangaroo (even though it tried to hurt me) so they banished me to the middle of Australia. The desert was fierce, but I used a thorny devil as a spear and we began to hunt a dingo. Unfortunately, the dingo happened to be a Mexican hitman in disguise, looking for the axolotl! We were fighting, but then an Australian came up to us and shot us both. I died, and so did the Mexican hitman. The end. Just kidding. The axolotl grabbed a venomous snake (which was really common in Australia) and brewed a potion from its venom, my blood, and the axolotl’s tears. It fed it to me, and I came back to life. I tackled the Australian and stole his gun. I tied him to the dead Mexican hitman. The axolotl revived the Mexican hitman, but instead of mixing in the axolotl’s tears, he mixed in a different axolotl substance and the dead hitman was revived— as an axolotl. I picked up the axolotl and put it in its jar. I gave it a worm. The hitman axolotl was biting the Australian, and a dingo (probably not a hitman in disguise) was coming over to investigate. I walked over to an oasis and set the Axolotl down. I reckoned it must have been a demon, because it was able to bring me back to life. So I got on my jet ski, and went across the pacific to try to get to Mexico, but the axolotl chewed through my compass halfway across, so we landed in Peru. We met a guy and tried to talk to him, but it turned out he was the last speaker of his language, so we just gave him five bucks and some pesos the jazz ensemble (see the axolotl scandal pt 1) had given me and he went on his way. Anyway, we wandered for a little, bought some guinea pigs as a quick snack, and then arrived at Machu Picchu. I met a merchant from Andorra who was selling ivory. We talked for a little, and I asked him if he knew anything about demon axolotls. He told me he almost knew something about it, but he didn’t have enough euros. I dropped a few euros on the floor, and he picked them up. Then we grabbed some nearby llamas and wandered over to Ecuador. He then gave me an ancient ivory necklace that was used in the exorcist. I put it in the jar with the axolotl, but nothing happened. I asked the merchant for a refund, but he didn’t give it to me. I felt scammed and stole his alpaca. There was a great chase scene, which is what I put in the image, if you click the “s” key. Anyway, just as the merchant was about to catch us, I saw a large shape in the sky. I looked up and realized it was a UFO. It tractor beamed me, the 2 llamas, and the axolotl up, and then, well, it looks like I’ve almost hit the maximum number of words, so I’m gonna end this episode now. STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES. Also, thanks for trump for the beautiful mug shot image and to where I got the axolotl and alpaca images online.
