"All three journals? ME?! AFTER!? LOOK!?" "Yes, those are most of the words I said. In a somewhat worrying order." "Wowie zowie! Paranormal rashes! This was sure worth the wait!" "Yeah! Their unholy power can only be wielded by a sweaty 12-year-old in shorts." "A former president gave this to me. I think he also gave me cholera. Might wanna get that checked out." "A face with a chin! Now Shandra will remove that restraining order for sure!" "We're not humans! We're just shaved dogs! Shaved dogs that can talk!" "What?!" "I don't know! I'm not good under pressure!" "My mom is a trophy wife. Literally... My dad won her in a yachting competition." "Hey, why is Stan suddenly hot now?" "I'M SENDING MY BUTLER TO BREAK YOUR LEGS" "Who needs a personality when you have freckles!" "There's no way this could ironically backfire!" "Is EVERYTHING you own cursed?!" "Issue #1- But he has plenty more issues!" "Say goodbye to your width!" "Have you seen a guy around here? Looks like me if I gave up on life?" "Every minute we spend in here is costing me a fortune in future therapy bills!" "Ha! Indestructibro has no weaknesses!" "AUGH! My one weakness!" "Oh, man, this is confusing. A 'D' that looks like a 'G'? Where am I?" "I wasn't crying! I was shooting attack poison from my eyes! Like a desert lizard! Stay back!" "I'm gonna poison your lasagna, Sarcasti-Pup!" "$14.99?! That's highway robbery! As a former highway robber, I would know!" "Well, I think we've all learned a lesson today. Reading is bad. We should burn all books. And overthrow the government!" "I'm... not sure that's the takeaway." "One minute you're breathing air, the next you're breathing fingers. Think you found a sandwich? It's a PLANET. You just ate a planet." "Multiverse tips.... don't... eat... planets. Got it." "What's Dipper's real name?" "Diptholomew!" "How many Mabels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "That is EXTREMELY offensive to Lightbulb Mabel!" "I bet if we worked together, we could get that puppy up and running!" "Sorry, I totally lost my train of thought when you said 'puppy'". "Who said 'puppy'?" "Puppy? Where?!" "I WANT TO PET A PUPPYYYY!" "Mabel! Mabel, sweetie! If you come out, I've got some candy for you!" "And I'll give you some delicious vitamin supplements! 14 kinds of zinc!" "Heyyy! Stanbel is single and ready to mingle!" "This distress signal will summon either an interdimensional good samaritan or an unimaginable beast that feeds on fear." "I like those odds!" "Quick! Head towards that exploding child!" "Great-uncle Stanford, do you have any futuristic mega-weapons I could bring home with me? For educational purposes?" "Yes! Rescued by math! Just like in my dreams!" "I'll knock the glitter out of you, you giggling punchline!" "Haha, okay, who are you and what have you done with Mabel?" "I shot her out of an airlock." "If you ever see someone who looks exactly like me but hates rainbows, drown her in a river." "So I come down to the pawnshop for a nice day of overcharging tourists for buffalo nickels... And what do I see?" "An archaeopteryx?" "Barf! Lots of barf!" "Hey, mom! We're off to investigate a scientific anomaly!" "We're sneaking out to fight the devil!" "Say hello to my associate... Shanklin the stab possum! Part pet, part assassin!" "Your brother has a possum in his pants." "That's his home! He's nesting!" "I'm being made fun of for fitting in! I'm so confused!" "Eat Saltwater Jaffe's seagull-flavored taffy?" "Oh, no, sorry, I rent out this shoulder for ads." "Oh my god! We killed the Sibling Brothers!" "Wanna steal their outfits and impersonate them to get into the lighthouse?" "Logical. That's logical." "Come back, Shanklin! You're only supposed to pickpocket strangers!" "Unless it's pictures of you two getting kicked by a horse, I'm good." "Hey, hey! Look who finally learned to swear!" "Hey, look, hell! We'll be safe in there!" "There is an old Gnomis proverb, 'Cgha'kck'urklaah,' which I believe translates to 'every sunset leads to a sunrise.' Either that or the gnome was choking on a pine cone." ....And the moral of the story is, Lost Legends is supremely hilarious, but it's even more so when you take the funniest quotes and remove all the context. Though, I think probably the funniest part of this is that even though they're "out of context," you can almost piece together the plots from what little I've given you-- Let me know if you found any more you want me to add!
I imagine Indestructibro would be voiced by Alex Hirsch
