CLICK SHINY BLEEP:hire bleep N:open/close bleep profiles B:open bleep employee list C:open bleep chat A:delete bleep hi! welcome to bleep simulator! in the game, you click the shiny bleep(a bleep is a funny little green blob, not made of slime but more so silliness) to get a new one. sleep time is how much time they spend sleeping, which decreases upon upgrading(price increase for upgrade:+30%). get giga bleeps and random gifts from the stonks guy( or the ferg, or the trollface,the smol cat, etc)and make the ultamite bleep buisness!
-sep 22, 2025(3.21.51):betting glitch fixed, it now works -3.21.50:added whole new section to walbleep -3.11.50:added the glitchy bleep, thousand yard bleep, nerd bleep, and rizz bleep, added the ash baby(lets you pick a bleep of your choice at a cost) and updated the title screen. -3.6:FIXED LAG!!! also improved the bleep chat. -3.5.75:added to walbleep -3.5.66:added glitchy bleep, fixed bugs -3.4.55:added debug mode, added angry boss bleep(thanks to no-time-studios for making him),fixed the glitch with the bleep mail error -3.4.45:added wal-bleep scroll buttons(finally),added to walbleep, tripled gameplay length with"era"in the other stuff section -3.3.30:added RizzlerText bleep -3.3.20.5:added pants bleep -3.3.15.5:fixed lag glitch on the capsule animation -3.3.15:added"other stuff"menu, research tickets are now regularly purchasable,added biz stuff(press c(if u dare)) -3.2.90:expanded bleep father chat -3.2.85:added chat with irritating father bleep -3.2.65:finished card upgrade system -3.2.50:fived typos,added"cards"for individual stat upgraded,expanded the tier up gift count, new start menu background -3.1.50:added opening cut scene ,a tutorial, new cheat codes ,added tier up gifts, added crayon bleep -3.1.00:made price accelleration 10%slower, added items to walbleep,updated snippet -3.0.70:updated thumbnail, edited freedom bus design, made bleepco capsule animation faster -3.0.65:added gamer bleep,bug fix -3.0.50: general update sep 3 1:01,,2024(3.0.20)added bleep chat(press v) aug 29,4:29,2024(3.0.10)added an effect to the menu -MEGA UPDATE 1:07, aug 29, 2024(3.0.00)added options screen, funny "huh infinite"mode,added memes for when you cant afford something, fixed kevin, added to walbleep, put in cheat codes, added "enter giga bleep"animation,and a secret way to hire giga bleeps. -10:03, aug 27, 2024(2.8.51,28)added upgrade button animation -9:06, aug 27, 2024(2.8.50,27)flow update:nicer graphics, added achievement -9:50, may 20,2024(2.8.10,26)added the ultimate being, kevin(warning, cracks game, gonna fix that) -12:21, may 13, 2024(2.8.00,25) fixed walbleep -10:56, may 10, 2024(2.7.55,24)added bleep profiles (press n) use space to look through it -9:05, may 10, 2024(2.7.00,23)bug fixes -12:19, may 9, 2024(2.6.98,22)press b to toggle list of bleep names , removed bugs from walbleep -10:01, may 9, 2024(2.6.87,21)thumbnail update -9:55, may 9, 2024(2.6.86,20) added tony de peltrie to memes, thus also added research -8.41, may 8 , 2024(2.5.86,19)walbleep bug fix -8:47, may 8, 2024(2.5.85,18)added game and bleep -1:25,may 7, 2024(2.5.75,17)fixed achievements -10:10,may 7,2024(2.5.55,16)added new kind of bleep(with corresponding walbleep item) -8:51, may 7, 2024(2.5.50,14)added to walbleep, fixed achievements -4:30, may 6, 2024(big upd, 2.5.00,13)added to meme gift list, added achievements, added"call kyle bleep" and"cowbleep"to walbleep, perfected nerd bleep,added a few achievements, smol cat is now not impossibly(as) rare -3:06, may 6, 2024(2.0.00,12!)wohoo! big number! added nerd bleep multiplier,updated wal-bleep -12:22, may 6, 2024(1.4.95,11) added wal-bleep(store) -9:45, may 6, 2024(1.3.95,10) updated opening, added thumbnail -9:32, may 6, 2024(1.3.55,9) updated snippet -9:22, may 6, 2024(1.3.30,8)repositioned variables -9:10, may 6, 2024(1.3.16,7) fixed the negative money glitch -8:52, may 6, 2024(1.3.15,6) upgrading now actually works -4:22, may 3, 2024(1.3.12,5) multiple minor bug fixes, added money particles -2:27, may 3, 2024 (1.2.02,4)fixed bleep voice, added number engine, rearranged menu -11.09, may 3, 2024(1.1.02,3) light update to the snippet, introduced the vastly annoying bleep voice(bleep.) -9:50, may 3, 2024, (1.0.02,2)fixed money glitch, updated bleep animation, made stonks guy less common -9:08, may 3, 2024, (1.0.01,1)release date beware the spoon
