Hey! So you may be wondering how on earth can a hamster write?! Well, the thing is, I don’t know honestly. Those are just the stereotypes. Us hamsters are actually very intelligent in a lot of ways. Some of us even sing, and play instruments (typically the piano) when shop closes! Though hamsters are very smart, we can’t tell time, so we never know what day it is, or what time it is. That’s why there isn’t a date on the top of my page. I live in Marty’s Pet Shop. It’s where I’ve lived my whole life. I’m almost 2 months, which means I’m getting pretty old. 2 months in hamster years is about 14 human years. So yeah. That’s basically my life. I do like it here at the pet shop. I have a lot of friends such as Plumm. She’s the same breed of hamster as me. We’re both black bear hamsters, so our fur is completely or almost completely black. I do like it here, but I wish I had an owner to take care of me. Well, shop’s almost open. I can see Marty starting to open stuff up, so I’ve got to go. Can’t let the hamster secret get out!