| The Cursed Land of Wako Waka | (book 1 part 1)

Instructions

| Wako waka was a very peaceful land but then a mystical, and super evil shaman came. The shaman was a little cuckoo and he cursed the peaceful land of Wako waka. Then comes our hero blah da dah. Blah dah da was on a journey to stop the mystical, and super evil shaman and expel the curse off the land of wako but he knew he couldn’t do it on his own so he set off to get a medic, navigator, mechanic, and a fighter which was off duty forever, so blah da dah was determined that this would take half a century and he wouldn’t be able to save anyone by then because he would be an elder griffin. Blah da dah wanted to save the world right now so he set on his tiny boar boat in the middle of nowhere. He sailed for years hoping to find just one island as he slowly approached an island. He was slowly dying from the food shortage on his boat so he was starving. The hot sun felt like a laser melting him to death. He could only feel pain but he wanted to save the land of Wako waka. He first set off to get a cook from the lands of Foodvania and he could easily find a cook there like finding a plane in the grass, but no he had to grind cooks for more than fifty hours to the special 0.1% cook pet, but it looks so cool as it had two spatulas and a chefs hat but it was useless to because the pet cook wouldn’t even cook it just gave him 10 plus strength, so he deserted it in Cookvania and left there for a decade and came back to find a Chinese restaurant full of food. Blah da dah was proud of his special cook pet but he needed to find a medic so he could endlessly grind bosses and not even have to heal himself. Bu-bu-but that was not the case so he sailed the endless waves to the cursed seas, but he must have gotten lost. As Blah da dah stepped off of his boat, his lion foot slowly sank into the ground like a wet, heavy sponge in water. Blah da dah was in quicksand avenue so he was sinking into sand he had no escape. Out of nowhere, a tremendous BOOM erupted from the quicksand, it was quicksand amanda, a greedy worm that saved people for profit and the quicksand was amada’s doing but Blah Da Dah knew this so he whipped out his trusty beak and pinched quicksand amanda but it seemed to have no effect so he called out his special cook who was jacked from the gym and he cooked something so good that quicksand amanda launched herself to cookvinia to learn the cooks ways. He had done it; he had trained his cook to fight and cook. He felt accomplished but he still hadn’t defeated the mystical, and super evil shaman and saved Wako Waka. Blah da dah got launched into the sky and he plunged into the water. One of the curses that the mystical, and super evil shaman did was that if someone had the desire to stop the mystical, and super evil shaman, the person would get repulsed off the island. So that was bad for Blah Da Dah because he wanted to stop the mystical, and super evil shaman. But he saw a flyer that said that he could get to a super secret cool magic school that was too cool for school kids. Blah da dah slowly ascended up the super secret stairs of the super secret cool magic school that was too cool for school kids. A wind brushed against his face, a stern warning appeared saying “don’t go here, what you seek is gone, and the things you eat are wrong.” But like any normal person, he closed the file and came to the classroom. Pages flew everywhere, an evil witch was heard laughing down the hallway, her beady eyes locked on Blah da dah, assatoriem painoriom! The spell ricochets off the furniture but as it heads towards Blah da dah, a magical shield pops up and the spell dissolves into nothing. The epic boss fight health bar appeared and Blah da dah was ready for a battle. Blah da dah whipped out his cook and made a special meal, hot chili and carolina reaper sauce. |