Whoosh, the dish flew into the witches face “hot hot hot!” the witch shrieked. With one swift movement of Blah da dah’s wing, the witch went flying to the deep cracks in the earth. After the event, on mechanical island, Blah da dah found a super shiny qwopy and quickly added it to his team. As Blah da dah set sail to the cursed lands of wako waka once again. Blah da dah used his shield and entered the island. Blah da dah wasn't surprised that he wasn't kicked off the island. Blah da dah’s footsteps pounded with fear, if that shaman can curse a whole land, then the mystical, and super evil shaman can curse him! Blah ba dah calmed down, he knew his shield could protect him but he was using it too long, he undid it and tried to put it back on in a split second but it was on cooldown for 100 seconds so Blah da dah flinged off the island with incredible force. Blah da dah was really hurt, he used qwopy to use his radar skills and find a medic. The radar beeped and beeped,that means a medic was near. The earth exploded, dust arrived in everyone's face. It was a max level william worm with a healing attribute. When Blah da dah got healed, a boss health bar appeared once again. It was a glitched out william worm that is 100x stronger than the regular maxed stat william worm. Qwopy built a robot in 3.1 seconds, while blah da dah whipped out his cook and made “spiciest food in da world” which included 5 thousand carolina reapers, 5 million red hot peppers, and an ounce of the sun in one flaming paste. The nice william worm smacked the glitched william worm with his tail, the crack of the whip whistled through the air, Qwopy’s robot punched the glitched william worm, blah da dah got his cook and the spiciest food in da world whirled to the glitched william worms face. Blah da dah and his crew were shocked in astonishment that the glitched william worm’s health bar was not lowered a millimeter. Blah da dah backed away, but he stepped on something spongy. It was quicksand! Blah da da knew the trick was to stay still but the glitched worm did not know the trick, The glitched william worm thrashed around the place, and he sank to the ground, never to be seen again. The crew was very happy when the health bar went to zero. Qwopy’s robot pulled blah da dah out of the quicksand and Blah da dah was saved. Blah da dah knew the shaman made that william worm glitched, what if the shaman made himself glitched and strong, what if the shaman cursed his crew like bombs to go boom? Thoughts swirled through Blah da dah’s mind like a blender. The shaman was stronger than he thought. He was scared of the shaman for the first time. But he knew not to be scared so he summoned a spirit that takes the form of his aura. He was at 50% of his power and he wanted more so he was power thirsty but he knew he was becoming a tyrant so he ate this weird orb that blocks bad thoughts. He wanted to find a fighter so he could take down the shaman easily. He needed a new ship because his old one didn’t have enough rizz. Blah da dah took a lot of quests to get his dream boat, one of them was clearing a dungeon that had a million poison hydras and got 1 gold. He was broke he couldn’t afford a ship with rizz so he took matters into his own hands, he started to ride go karts all over the place while collecting coins and got 5m gold while getting a 5 billion dollar gold trophy but he thought it was yellow painted steel so he tossed it away but someone found it and got rich. Blah da dah needed 1 billion more gold to get the rizzy boat so he did it again and again and again until he had the money and bought a buff boat that goes 5x faster than the fastest boat. Now Blah da dah got a mysteries letter that said Dear Blah da dah, Go to rizz island and you find a very very very cool and strong fighter with lots and lots of rizz sincerely anonymous, totally not the shaman
