Poopy Poop A Screenplay by Bun Bun EXT. WALMART - AFTERNOON Stupid shop keeper WAL GET is arguing with Non existing Store owner AMY AMA ZON. WAL tries to hug AMA but she shakes him off. WAL Please Ama, don't leave me. AMA I'm sorry Wal, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away. WAL I am such a person! AMA frowns. AMA I'm sorry, Wal. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore. AMA leaves. WAL sits down, looking defeated. Moments later, getting time outs NO NO ON barges in looking flustered. WAL Goodness, No! Is everything okay? NO I'm afraid not. WAL What is it? Don't keep me in suspense... NO It's ... a Poop ... I saw an evil Poop Destroy a bunch of Emotions! WAL Defenseless Emotions? NO Yes, defenseless Emotions! WAL Bloomin' heck, No! We've got to do something. NO I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start. WAL You can start by telling me where this happened. NO I was... NO fans himself and begins to wheeze. WAL Focus No, focus! Where did it happen? NO Target! That's right - Target! WAL springs up and begins to run. EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS WAL rushes along the street, followed by NO. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way. EXT. TARGET - SHORTLY AFTER FACE POOPY a Poopy Poop terrorises two Emotions. WAL, closely followed by NO, rushes towards FACE, but suddenly stops in his tracks. NO What is is? What's the matter? WAL That's not just any old Poop, that's Face Poopy! NO Who's Face Poopy? WAL Who's Face Poopy? Who's Face Poopy? Only the most Poopy Poop in the universe! NO Blinkin' knickers, Wal! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Poopy Poop in the universe! WAL You can say that again. NO Blinkin' knickers, Wal! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Poopy Poop in the universe! WAL I'm going to need toilet Plungers, lots of toilet Plungers. Face turns and sees Wal and No. He grins an evil grin. FACE Wal get, we meet again. NO You've met? WAL Yes. It was a long, long time ago... EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME A young WAL is sitting in a park listening to some Dubstep music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him. He looks up and sees FACE. He takes off his headphones. FACE Would you like some Candy? WAL's eyes light up, but then he studies FACE more closely, and looks uneasy. WAL I don't know, you look kind of Poopy. FACE Me? No. I'm not Poopy. I'm the least Poopy Poop in the world. WAL Wait, you're a Poop? WAL runs away, screaming. EXT. TARGET - PRESENT DAY FACE You were a coward then, and you are a coward now. NO (To WAL) You ran away? WAL (To NO) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do? WAL turns to FACE. WAL I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time! WAL runs away. He turns back and shouts. WAL I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with toilet Plungers. FACE I'm not scared of you. WAL You should be. EXT. WALGREENS - LATER THAT DAY WAL and NO walk around searching for something. WAL I feel sure I left my toilet Plungers somewhere around here. NO Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly toilet Plungers. WAL You know nothing No on. NO We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here. Suddenly, FACE appears, holding a pair of toilet Plungers. FACE Looking for something? NO Crikey, Wal, he's got your toilet Plungers. WAL Tell me something I don't already know! NO The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km. WAL I know that already! NO Im afraid of Poop!. FACE (appalled) Dude! While FACE is looking at NO with disgust, WAL lunges forward and grabs his deadly toilet Plungers. He wields them, triumphantly. WAL Prepare to die, you Poopy Rotten Potato! FACE No please! All I did was Destroy a bunch of Emotions! AMA enters, unseen by any of the others. WAL I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Emotions were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Wal get defender of innocent Emotions. FACE Don't hurt me! Please! WAL Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these toilet Plungers on you right away! FACE Because Wal, I am your father. WAL looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself. WAL No you're not! FACE Ah well, it had to be worth a try. FACE tries to grab the toilet Plungers but WAL dodges out of the way. WAL Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh? Unexpectedly, FACE slumps to the ground. NO Did he just faint? WAL I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly toilet Plungers. WAL crouches over FACE's body. NO Be careful, Wal. It could be a trick. WAL No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Face Poopy is dead! WAL What? WAL Yes, it appears that I scared him to death. NO claps his hands. NO So your toilet Plungers did save the day, after all. AMA steps forward. AMA Is it true? Did yo
u stop the poop? Wal Yes... AMA Then... Who is that!? TO BE CONTINUED..
