Welcome to GusQuest, Idiot Simulator 2K15. You play as the incredibly incompetent Gus. Press M and point to move. The objective is to learn how to walk, breathe, eat, and pay taxes. TO WALK: Keep pressing M until you do. This is also how you move to other rooms. TO BREATHE: This is literally random. However, if you don't learn to breathe in time, you will asphyxiate game over. TO EAT: First enter the kitchen and watch the chef film by clicking it while Gus is touching it. Then go into the freezer and eat the cheese. However, if you eat the cheese before you watch the film, you will get food poisoning and game over. TO PAY TAXES: Simply walk into the closet. The gnome will teach you how to pay taxes right away. Once you have acquired all four skills, you can enter the sub closet and obtain Gus' precious rice muffins. Then you win and can walk around the house.
This was made on December 31st 2015 but I forgot to publish it until now. Scripts and Gus sprite by Ben, music by Jacob, sprites and backgrounds by David. World record speedrun by Ryan (11.85 seconds)