We hold these timeless truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. They are endowed by the Temporal Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Temporal Governments are instituted among Times, deriving their just powers from the consent of the time-traveling governed, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. Whenever any Form of Temporal Governance becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Temporal People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Temporal Governance, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such time-bending form, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Temporal Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient temporal anomalies, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. Accordingly, all time-traveling experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while time-traveling evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the temporal forms to which they are accustomed, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
We hold these timeless truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. They are endowed by the Temporal Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Temporal Governments are instituted among Times, deriving their just powers from the consent of the time-traveling governed, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. Whenever any Form of Temporal Governance becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Temporal People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Temporal Governance, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such time-bending form, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Temporal Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient temporal anomalies, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. Accordingly, all time-traveling experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while time-traveling evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the temporal forms to which they are accustomed, and we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
