~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to the Epic slot machine! Will you be able to pay your rent or will you crumble under the very thought of a 60+ hour work week! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click the big button to spin! Only a dollar a play! Match three for epic prizes! ~~~~~Payouts~~~~~ Egg: 50 Orange: 70 Apple: 90 Donut: 110 Watermelon: 130 Taco: 150 Lucky 7: 777 Cheese Puff Jackpot: 1000000 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and good luck, this is not a very fair machine, just like a real slot machine!
I made this bc i was bored then it accidentally became a commentary on the current state of the US
