When Kasonathan steals a legendary ancient pizza, it's up to the dimwitted, lovable Kasyn, friendly, but deadly Jonathan, his ketchup-loving pet, Pikachu, and the rest of their odd friend group, to make a deal with him, and collect the things he wants before midnight, lest they face the wrath of the Supa-Boar-Bore XLVYZ 9000.
The real April Fools joke is that this is an actual idea I have in mind. (In hindsight, I probably should’ve introduced you Kasonathan. And Boar-Bores. And the rest of the cast.) If you really want to see this come to fruition— which it probably won’t— just let me know in the comments. It’s pizza time.
