Talk To Tarzan/Tarzan Sings!

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Talk to Tarzan! He has a few interesting things to say! He really does make a great friend! He will also make a song about your name if you want... don't worry, nothing in here is meant to offend anybody. Let me know if something is offensive to somebody. Ok... what are you doing here? Nothing interesting going on here. Ok. What is it that makes you think you'll find something here? What?! Ok. This is actually kinda fun. Hmm... Would you like to have some more? Let's do this! When I say TAR, you say ZAN! Ready? GO! TAR! TAR! TAR! TTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! WOO HOO!!! Ok, seriously. You CAN turn back now. (But also, why should you?) MWAH HA HA! Sorry if that was a little weird... OKKK wanna go back? Umm... No? Still goin'? Ok fine. Have fun! Almost there... NO! WAIT! What am I talking about "Almost there," there's nothing there! (Obviously...) /|\ /|\ Wow! I'm impressed! Well done! ᕙ =(◕ ᴥ ◕)= ᕗ (send this cat I made myself in the comments to let everyone know you passed the test!) But don't actually tell anybody about it because this is secret! I will delete a comment if it contains any information about this message! As a reward, go to my profile and comment this cat. Then say, "What's in it for me," and I will give you your special prize! No. Seriously. THIS is the end line. ⇓ ⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑⇑ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------