Warning: This contains blah blah blah idk buzz off: You play as a man named Homer Simpson, staying overnight at a bootleg Chuck E. Cheese's because he lost control of his life. The animatronics are all roaming about minding their own business. They don't like to be bothered because nobody should know that they're actually alive, and they eliminate any suspects to avoid any evidence. HOW TO PLAY: You will win this game by doing absolutely nothing. I'm dead Sirius. You don't need to do anything, just sit there and let them do their thing. do too many things and you lose. NOTE: WHEN YOU COMPLETE A NIGHT, CLICK THE STOP SIGN, THEN THE GREEN FLAG AND THE "CONTINUE" BUTTON TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT NIGHT. Or do everything minus clicking the stop sign. TROUBLESHOOTING: If a button is not showing or is blended in with the static, just click the stop sign then click the flag again. Or just click the flag again. Why is it this way? Because this game's broken.
Credit to Scott the Cawthon and Naoki Yokouchi.