*Phone ringing* *Staticky voice* H-he-hello, friend! Looks like I’m not here at home at the moment so please leave a message at the beep! *A loud, ear piercing beep happens then stops.* (Your perspective) You sit at the phone, relistening to the message play over and over again. Should you pick it up? Yes or no? You choose yes and click the call button. It rings for less than a second before xey answer. It’s almost like xey were just waiting for xer phone to ring. Xey said you didn’t have to use neos but you wanted to be polite. Xey start rambling. Oh boy. “Oh y/n thank you so much for calling back I thought I was going to lose my mind.” Xey laugh. “Oh-ho-ho-ho I need you to do something for me. Just… Listen. No advice.” “I’m always being forced around. Where were you at school today? No matter. They shoved it down my throat basically. They yelled at me and laughed at me for puking and crying. Anyways. I pulled an all nighter ughhhhhhhh. So much homework. Speaking of homework, what was the English one? Right right… That book is so stupid. Have you ever read it? It’s sixth grade stuff? Why do sixth graders eat first? Lunch was pasta. You should’ve b-” *Beep* *Dial tone* You couldn’t handle xer for a moment more. Xe’ll talk to you tomorrow. Yay. I ramble.
