q. Hello there! a. Hiiiyaaaa!!!!!!! q. What's your name? a. Parker! q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. Like 11 pm maybe? I don't know, I like going to bed early! q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Uhhhm maybe be a bartender? I've never drunk before but I love making people happing and I guess alcohol makes them happy?? q. Do you have any secrets? a. Yeah, tons. Like last night I didn't brush my teeth. Don't tell anyone though. q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Milk, I don't like cereal. q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. Many things. q. Favorite genre of books/movies/etc.? a. Romance!!!! q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. lalalalalalaalalalalaalalalalalalala q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. OOOH OH!!!!!!! MAYBEEEE.... Clark? Or something? Parker Jr.? q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. Cry! I would miss my family and friends. Uhhh, not that I would go to jail for any reason. q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. POKE SOMEONE!!!!! q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. Rocks. q. What's your sense of humor like? a. I dunno? q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Establish complete and total power over your subjects. Destroy anyone and anything in between you and control. q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. Pencils. I REALLY hate pencils. They scare me. q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. Getting rid of my friends. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. Pencils... q. Cats or dogs? a. I mean? I'm a little bit of both, so I can't really decide. q. Favorite insult to use? a. STINKY! q. Croissants or bagels? a. Bagels!!! q. Favorite weapon? a. Broken glass. q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. "Pencil". q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. I guess a really cool guy? q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. I guess from my instincts, I would probably have them gone in an instant. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Biting my nails and sticking my nose into places they shouldn't be. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. The guy who killed his friends. Hoh boy. q. Do you have any nicknames? a. CHIMMY!!!! (Noah) Ark (Noah) Hippie (Austin). q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. Invite them to my birthday party!!!! q. How do you want to die? a. Die..? q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Good!! All the things I do are for good! Yeah. Good. I'm good. Right? q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Good, I hope? q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Call for help! q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. "Ow", duh. q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Nah, don't want to feel awkward. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Definitely Fight. q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. Maybe Russian or French? q. Favorite number? a. 26! q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. Not at all. q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. Actually clean my side of the bunker. q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. OH! I do have one actually!!! It's Sapphire Seer. q. Favorite aesthetic? a. Maaaybe goth/emo? I know I don't look like it but I find that stuff really cool. q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. Scene? Makes my eyes bleed. q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. What..???? q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. Infinite skeleton key. I already have night vision gogles, and I'm sneaky enough to get the job done. q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. Star Twins? Twin Stars! From Sanrio! So cute! q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. Kill a government official. q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. Buy another chair. q. What made you answer these questions? a. Impulse. I kinda regret it now. q. What does your dream house look like? a. A loft! q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Unicorns! q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. Big, oversized stuff. Except for when it comes to pants, I like wearing shorts. q. How many pets do you have? a. Zero. Unfortunately. q.. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? a. ENFJ. q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Yup! I hope my parents are alive, wherever they are. But I have lots of friends! q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. Garnet! It's my birthstone. q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. Mmm, completing my assignments, doodling, ping-pong, reading, etc. q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. Kind of?
