About 5 people have just barged into my office the past week without an appointment asking for a job. And some others just casually walked in for some of the most random reasons. I had a 4-year-old come in last night. I don't even know how she unlocked that door! What happened to that nice old lady at the front desk? You know- the one that schedules the appointments? What was her name? Doris? Oh, right, she retired.
The same person, some Mr. Akio Carmine has barged into my office about 7 TIMES and brought in his 4-year-old daughter the last time. Since my bosses aren't doing anything about this, I have decided I will hire anybody to take Doris's place.