One day you decide to buy a monkey off the black market. Little did you know that you bought a cursed monkey that was destined to die within the next few minutes. You are now in this situation where if you let your guard down, The curse of the monkey will take effect. How to play: your monkey has 3 main stats that you have to worry about. Hunger, Thirst, and Happiness. With Happiness being the easiest. Happiness: Happiness is easy to take care of. All you have to do is pet your monkey by clicking him. This will give you coins too which are important for managing hunger and thirst. Hunger: Hunger is the most difficult stat to take care of. Mainly because the monkey's hunger withers away nearly instantly. So you have to pay attention and buy your monkey food when needed Thirst: Thirst is slightly easier to manage than hunger but is still difficult. It goes slower but costs more than hunger because your cursed monkey will only drink dr pepper. And it is easy to forget about The IRS: the IRS will come every minute to collect coins. This price starts at 50 and increases with every tax. Taxing also makes your monkey hungrier and thirstier. you can tell when they come with the timer at the top of the screen. Also, press space to stop time in the game over screen
WG for life Thx to My Derp for inspiration
