chars left to right: mulberry (kibble), eevee (me), numbusveilstar (rue) a few for now more coming later more have arrived Evenfallkit: Are you sure this is the right direction? Mulberrykit: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Nimbusstar: In that case, we're definitely lost. Mulberrykit: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Nimbusstar: Mulberrykit no. Evenfallkit: Mistlefoe. Nimbusstar: Please stop encouraging them. Evenfall: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Nimbus: Wasn't Mulberry with you? Mulberry: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. Mulberry: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Evenfall: We got spring water Mulberry: NO. Nimbus: with EXTRA minerals Evenfall: it's like licking a stalagmite Mulberry: DON'T COME HOME. Nimbus: Mmmmm cave water Mulberry: WHY. why did you give Evenfall a KNIFE?! Nimbus: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Mulberry: Now I feel unsafe! Nimbus: I’m sorry. Nimbus: ... would you like a knife? Evenfall: We need to get through this locked door. Nimbus, give me your credit card. Nimbus: Here. Evenfall, pocketing it: Thanks. Mulberry, kick down the door. Evenfall: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Mulberry: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a biiig house. Nimbus: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Mulberry: Good thinking. Nimbus: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Mulberry: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Evenfall: Smad. Nimbus, to Evenfall: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Evenfall, motioning to themself and Mulberry: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Evenfall: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Mulberry: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Evenfall: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Mulberry: Evenfall, they...they weren’t always orphans. Evenfall: Evenfall, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Mulberry: But – that’s just a trash can. Evenfall: It sure is! Evenfall: Where are you going? Mulberry: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there Evenfall: Mulberry and I have the kind of sibling connection where we finish each other's- Mulberry: Sentences. Evenfall: Don't interrupt me. Evenfall: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed. Mulberry: If you can’t beat them, be prettier than them Nimbus: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
