Characters: Veronica Sawyer Heather Chandler Heather Duke Heather McNamara Code: @Demon_king568 (me) Fandom: Heathers --------- Just have some random skits with these people: Heather McNamara: "I'm getting real tired of you picking on me! It won't be so funny when the shoe's on the other foot!" Heather Duke: "Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in sketchers?!" -beep- Ms.Fleming: "There's something about the two of you that you may not realize." Veronica: "What does any of that even mean?" Heather McNamara: "She's asking if we're lesbians..." -beep- Heather Chandler: "There's a word I've been wanting to say for a while now." J.D: "What is it?" Heather Chandler: "..The 'N' word." J.D(mind): What the fu- -beep- J.D: "Yeah, but yeah, So my dad's pretty toxic. I really don't talk to him all that often." Heather McNamara: "Well, What about your mom?" J.D: "My mom k*lled herself.." Heather McNamara(mind): Well, I just made this conversation awkward." -beep- Kurt: "I hate talking. Talking's for gay people." *walks away* Heather McNamara: "..." Heather Chandler: "What a theory." -beep- Veronica: "Please don't throw hot dogs at me.." Kid: *throws hot dog at Veronica* Veronica: "I got my Bachelors' for this.." -beep- Veronica: "I'm going to *(no)* myself...!" Heather McNamara: "..." -beep- Veronica: "Oh, You wanna talk to my manager? *(insert name)*, Some *female dog* wants to talk to you." -beep- (Basically Heather McNamara during gym) Heather McNamara: *hit in the head with a soccer ball* "I wasn't ready!" -beep- Heather McNamara: "Haha, *(insert random name)*! Your mom's in the hospital!" Stoner: *randomly kicks a soccer ball at Heather McNamara* Heather McNamara: "Ngh!!" -beep- Heather McNamara: "Technically this is slavery because we're not getting paid." -beep- Heather McNamara: "You don't have to be an olympian, Ronnie..! We all know you run fast!" Veronica: "..." -beep- Heather McNamara: "Yeah, Well I like cheerleading." *falls backwards* Heather Duke: ._. -beep- Ram: "Hey, I heard you can't pronounce vowels." Heather McNamara: "Yeah, Well I heard your mom can't pronounce *(censor)*, How she have you?" Ram: "..." -beep- Heather Chandler: "Listen, I don't have a favorite in this clique, But I do have a least favorite, And it's that one." points at Heather Duke* Heather Duke: "..." -beep- Veronica: "I. Will. Not. Let you ruin Taco Tuesday! It's the one day a week it's fun to be a foreigner.." Heather Chandler: "You good, girl?-" Veronica: "Stop taking the fun out of Taco Tuesdays, Heather.." Heather Chandler: "..." -beep- Kurt: *reading* Ram: *barges in* "Syphilis!" Kurt: "..." Ram: "..." Kurt: "Pardon?" -beep- J.D: "So you have to be 16 to drive a car, 18 to be considered an adult, and 21 to drink alcohol.." Heather McNamara: "But for the low low price of 19.95, Your *beep* 10 year old can TALK TO DEMONS..!" Ryan: *proud 10yro noises* -beep- Veronica: "If you don't like my tuna casserole, then you're a *(idk how to censor this*) and a liar. Or worse, A vegan." J.D: "Veronica, Your tuna casserole tastes like *sugar*..." Veronica: "LIES!" -beep- Veronica: "Okay, You're gonna shut up and eat this like it's *(no)*." *tastes a little of it* "Which of you *no* messed with my casserole..?" Ryan: (What the heck...) -beep- Heather Chandler: "Nope, You just lost seatbelt privileges mother*beep*!" Heather Duke: "I hate you.." -beep- Veronica: "Oh look a jaywalker." H.McNamara: "Oh yeah?" Veronica: "I could run him over like a speedbump." H.McNamara: "What?!" Veronica: "Not actually..!" H.McNamara: "Okay...- Wait, Why are you speeding up..?!" Veronica: "I just wanna scare him a little, He shouldn't be jaywalking." -beep- H.McNamara: "..." Veronica: "In just a matter of seconds, I can drive off this bridge and turn this car into an airplane." H.McNamara: "Wh-What?!" Veronica: "Hypothetically.." -beep- Veronica: "Hey you think we'd get (*idk how to censor this*) if that semi truck stopped abruptly and we went under it?" H.McNamara: "...No!" Veronica: "...What about a pole?" -beep- H.McNamara: (I hate this...) Veronica: "You think if I hit the divider on the ramp straight on it would split the car in half cleanly?" H.McNamara: *eye twitches* "I don't know..!" -beep- -H.McNamara and Veronica switched seats- Veronica: "...You think if I opened the door and jumped, I'd survive?" H.McNamara: "I'm going 60 miles an hour! No you would not!" Veronica: "Hm, Aaand what if I tucked and rolled?" H.McNamara: "Could you just stop?!" Veronica: "Drop and roll." H.McNamara: "...I hate you.." Veronica: "..." -beep- Heather Chandler: "You heterophobe." Veronica: *throws a chalupa* H.Chandler: "Who just assaulted me with a chalupa?!" Veronica: "You don't have a boyfriend!" H.Chandler: "That's why I *beep* yours..!" Veronica: "I mean, I didn't want him after we broke up, You can take him." H.Chandler: "Damn, I did NOT expect that." -beep-
------- Released the project with remade designs Heather McNamara still suffered the most, though.. Just my opinion ------ -Another set of random skits- *elevator stops* H.Chandler: "I think the elevator just stopped." H.McNamara: "Oh my god! Is this really happening?!" H.Duke: "I told you your *(no)* were too much weight." H.Chandler: "Shut up, Heather." H.McNamara: "What do we do?" Veronica: "Isn't there like a cord we can pull for the driver?" H.Chandler: "That's to stop a bus, You stupid *female dog*." Veronica: "Oh yeah.." H.McNamara: "What about that big red button?" H.Duke: "Why would we hit that?" H.McNamara: "For like emergencies." H.Chandler: "Red means stop, Heather..." H.McNamara: "So?" H.Chandler: "If you hit that button, You're telling the emergency people to stop." H.McNamara: "Why would they even have a button like that?" Veronica: "Because they're stupid." H.Chandler: "Let's just put our heads together, And think." H.McNamara: "What?" H.Chandler: "Just lean forward...!" *after that* H.McNamara: "Come on, Veronica." Veronica: "I'm not doing that." H.Duke: "Have you thought of anything yet?" H.Chandler: "No, Nothing's happening.." H.McNamara: "We're gonna be stuck in here forever!" Veronica:"We'll probably be rescued soon." -beep- H.McNamara: "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around. 99 bottles of beer on the wall." Veronica: "No." H.McNamara: "What?" H.Duke: "It's 98 bottles." H.McNamara: "No it isn't." H.Chandler: "Yes it is, You take one bottle down and now you're left with one less bottle, Heather." H.McNamara: "No, Because the bottle got passed around." Veronica: "Yeah, And then it was finished." H.McNamara: "Wow, You literally don't know your shapes." H.Duke: "What does this have to do with shapes?!" H.McNamara: "The bottle goes AROUND!" H.Duke: "Aaand?!" H.McNamara: "And what shape is round?" Veronica: "A circle.." H.McNamara: "Exactly." Veronica, H.Chandler, and H.Duke: "..." H.Chandler: "What the *beep* are you talking about??" H.McNamara: "You take the bottle down, pass it around in a circle, and when the bottle gets back to you, you put it back on the wall." H.Chandler: "Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall, Heather?!" H.McNamara: "It's called recycling, Heather." Veronica: "Wow.." H.McNamara: "99 bottles of-" Veronica, H.Chandler, and H.Duke: "Shut up." -beep- Veronica: "What are you doing?" H.Chandler: "I'm gonna try something." H.McNamara: "What?" H.Chandler: "If I jump high enough, the elevator will be triggered to move when I land." H.Duke: "That is literally the stupidest thing you've ever said." H.Chandler: "Trust me, It's gonna work." H.McNamara: "Where did you hear about this?" H.Chandler: "I saw it in a movie once." H.McNamara: "Heather, Don't!- H.Chandler: "I can have us out of here in no time." Veronica: "Do it." H.Chandler: *proceeds to get stuck in the vents* "Oh my god...!" H.McNamara: "Heather..!" H.Chandler: "I'm stuck..!" Veronica: "This idea was amazing." H.Chandler: "Get me down..!" H.McNamara: "How?!" H.Chandler: (you dumbas-) "Pull!" H.McNamara and H.Duke: *look at each other* Veronica: "That's too much work." -beep- H.McNamara: "What's that smell?" H.Duke: "Did somebody fart?" H.Chandler: "I'm sorry, Okay?! It's hard to hold it in up here..!" Veronica: "It smells like burnt silicone." H.McNamara: (How the *beep* do you know what burnt silicone smells like?-) "We gotta get out of here! I think we should hit the button." H.Chandler: "No, I told you that won't work." H.McNamara: "We're running out of oxygen!" -elevator noises* H.Duke: "What's that?" H.McNamara: "Oh my god, We're saved!" Veronica: "I'm so happy." Worker: "We got a call about a suspicious smell coming from this elevator." H.Chandler: "Veronica did it!" Veronica: (You son of a bi-) Worker: "Wait, Were you ladies stuck in here?" H.McNamara: "We've been stuck forever." Worker: "Why didn't you hit the emergency call button?" Veronica: "What call button?" Worker: "The big red button on the panel." H.Chandler: "Oops..." -----------
