- RULES - You're the old guy with the bazooka-lookin' thing Shoot townspeople with the bazooka Don't let anything touch you or you die - CONTROLS - Arrow keys to move and jump Space to fire bazooka - ADVANCED - You can only have one bazooka shot on the screen at once. Enemies have a short "spawn-in" period, and you can't shoot them while they're spawning. Please don't leave an angry comment about this. - DISCLAIMER - This game is pretty hard. You can't "beat" this game, so please don't try. The point is to get the highest score possible, but if you can make it to 30, that's quite an achievement. Blue Bowser is the most powerful enemy - if he appears, you basically beat the game. - TIPS AND TRICKS - Just let the pogo stick guys jump over you. If you try to jump over them... well, it won't work. (Note: Over a year later, on October 24, 2025, I did actually try to jump over the pogo guys. You can do it. It's just hard.) If you defeat a blue Bowser, please stop playing. Even I can't get that far. (Update: Two years later, on January 23, 2026, I did actually defeat a Blue Bowser. Wowza.) Don't fire randomly! You can only have one shot on the screen at a time, so save it for an enemy!