Yesterday someone threw a chair through the window across the ocean outside my house. It caused some vibrations outside and made the beehive fall off the tree. The bees were really mad, so they tried attacking the chair which distracted me while I was trying to pour whater in my cup. I filled it above the "max" line which can be fined for up to $500. This made me really worried, so to make sure I didn't get fined I dumped all the water into the ocean outside. I realized too late that the angry bees were still outside and they chased me around the neighbour's house. It started to get dark, so the bees went to bed and I was relieved that I had escaped the bees another day. I decided to go fill my cup of whater and proceeded to enter the house, forgetting it was the neighbours. The neighbours weren't too happy but they were used to me going to the wrong house every day after I got chased by bees. I was kind of thirsty, so I wanted to fill my cup of whater up. I really haven't gotten the chance since sixteen years ago when anarchy was still a thing. I think the new government really wastes my time, why did they invent max fill lines? I tried turning on the whater but it didn't work. Maybe it had something to do with the strange letter I got a few minute ago! I opened the letter. It's from the government saying that I can't use anymore whater unless I pay my six year overdue library book back! How outrageous is that? I've already sent several emails to them saying that my dog ate it, but they don't believe me! I have to pay the library eight dollars! I don't think that's very fair. Just because I stole and destroyed their favorite book doesn't mean I have to pay for it! This government really sucks. When there was no government, I also didn't have to worry about my neighbours getting mad at me for going to their house by accident. They were dead. And I didn't have to pay for my lost library books. And I didn't have to keep losing my whater.
