q. Hello there! a. General Kenobi q. What's your name? a. Jupiter Valeria q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. …….5am? q. What do you want to do with your life? a. Make it to graduation q. Do you have any secrets? a. Oh yea, tons q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Milk (jk that’s only for psych0paths or Newt, cereal first is 100% the correct option) q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. Probably….oh did you think I was gonna tell you? Lol, think again buddy q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. Depends on who you ask q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Not gonna have kids and I have a LOT of names for pets q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. Well if it was for a small crime (like stealing smth from a 7-11) I’d probably just shrug and say I did it really casually but if it was for a bigger crime I’d fake my d3@th (done it before, surprisingly easy) and just like go camp year round, or flee the country, still figuring that part out q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. Find Elliott and recite all of the prequels, yelling the iconic quotes loud enough for all of camp to hear, and then go challenge someone to a duel…..and win q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. I plead the fifth q. What's your sense of humor like? a. I’v been told that I have a mostly affiliative sense of humor but who knows :p q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Alright so here’s what you need to do *casually pulls out a giant white board and 5 hr power point presentation* q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. It’s not technically a fear but I really dislike those flying ants, especially if they’re the red kind q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. ANOTHER FREAKING QUEST!!!! although I have a suspicion that they will never stop q. What haunts your nightmares? a. Normal demigod stuff like monsters and gods and childhood tr@um@ and other stuff that I will not be saying because that is personal q. Cats or dogs? a. Dogs q. Favorite insult to use? a. I have TONS of insults, can’t pick a favorite q. Croissants or bagels? a. A good NYC bagel with cream cheese will always win, unless it’s like one of those like circular raspberry and chocolate stuffed croissants that they sell at the bakery near my school q. Favorite weapon? a. My sword, water, sarcasm, or sometimes all you need is your fist q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Newt (you learn to pay attention when someone says it after enough incidents) q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. Me q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. Say Athena (or Zeus) is the greatest god, I will argue q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Yeah, got a bunch of them, like insulting gods…it’s a problem q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. Newt “hey!” Jk, <3 u Newt q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Jay, Captain Seaweed, Fish Head, Mar, Jupiter the Cavalier (by Aaron, none of us knows why), Sea Girl, and ton more
q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. Pick up and start ranting in greek (occasionally switching to spanish) abt how much the gods suck and then throw the phone at Mr. D and let him deal with it (actually that might not be the best idea considering I’m not supposed to use my phone at camp, or in general) q. How do you want to die? a. My idea in a way that your moral minds can comprehend: fireworks, rock, pineapples, and h1tt1ng Zeus (don’t question it) q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. chaotic neutral/good q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Most see me as a Menace but not necessarily “bad” q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Conspiracy theories is all I’m going to say q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. Gods! Not again (then fall on the ground in a rly dramatic way. what can I say, i’m an actor) q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Oh yea, I do it all the time q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Fight q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. probably french or german q. Favorite number? a. 2957 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. Duh ofc q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. Athena is better than Poseidon q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Captain or Pegasus q. Favorite aesthetic? a. Probably Indie q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. Soft Girl or Baddie q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. 20.1 mi/hr, just because i’m a poseidon kid doesn’t mean i’m stup1d “yes you are” *throws brick at cabin 6” q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. Well I’m friends with a ton of hermes kids so I don’t need a skeleton key and I don’t like being invisible I have some “issues” from the last time I did that so I’d have to say night vision goggles q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. Fish q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. …..punch Zeus again (so far the count is up to 3 times, although the first and 3rd times don’t technically count) q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. Kick 2 kids out, now I have a chair as well q. What made you answer these questions? a. Idk q. What does your dream house look like? a. To be honest, I have no freaking clue q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. I would say dragons but then I’d be disrespecting Chiron so I guess centaurs (but dragons are on top, don’t tell him I said that) q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. Painted jeans, graphic and band shirts, Hawaiian shirts, etc q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. Well I myself have a golden named Atlas, a ferret named Zuko, and a pegasus named Stormbringer (BUT HE IS NOT A PET!!!!!!!) q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? a. ENTP and type 8 q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Technically all of camp is my family (by mortal standards) and a ton of them are my friends q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. Aquamarine or Moonstone q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. swimming, basketball, writing, reading, swordsmanship, snowboarding, theater, music, I have a lot q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. Sure q. Biggest regret? a. Like i’d tell you q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Either blue and white or orange, yellow, and pink/red q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. Choripán, Gyros, Carbonada, Alfajores, Souvlaki, Avgolemono. Basically Italian, Greek, Argentinian (or most hispanic countries), and most Asian food in general (I love most things I eat) q. Favorite music genre? a. Alternative and Rock q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. The fact that I see my 8th grade math teacher literally EVERYWHERE!!! q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. My struggles and the ppl i’ve been close to (i am aware that that is two things) q. What is your greatest achievement? a. Umm….Surviving q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. How fast my hair grows (IT GROWS TO FAST!!) q. Least favorite color combo? a. red and blue (in most cases) q. How many murders have you committed? a. What are you, a cop? q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. Eh, I make em sometimes but not that often q. Pies or cakes? a. cake, unless it’s key lime pie q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. sweet and sour, together q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. do I look like an Athena kid to u? q. Do you kick babies a. Depends q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. Peace out!
