q. Hello there! a. hi q. What's your name? a. Alex Glass q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. i don't know. i've done several all-nighters q. What do you want to do with your life? a. become an auror q. Do you have any secrets? a. my parents still think i'm straight and I didn't actually dye my hair purple, and it isn't actually short. I just used Crinus Muto while on the Hogwarts express q. Milk or Cereal first? a. pour them at the same time for maximum efficiency q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. no q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. i don't know. probably when me and medusa weren't together and would "duel" each other q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Aaralyn, Zandra, or Xander are all cool names q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. get Medusa q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. I love Star Wars! I'd probably start dueling the nearest person. q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. I think I ate grass when I was three q. What's your sense of humor like? a. sarcasm q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. ask Medusa to help me take over the world q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. coming out to my homophobic family q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. hurting Medusa q. What haunts your nightmares? a. my family q. Cats or dogs? a. dogs q. Favorite insult to use? a. I don't really have one q. Croissants or bagels? a. bagels
q. Favorite weapon? a. wand q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Medusa q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. an auror who caught a ton of dark wizards q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. i'd be bored af and leaning on the wall or something q. Do you have any bad habits? a. I don't know q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. a straight girl q. Do you have any nicknames? a. no? q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a "Hi, I'm recording for the FCC. How may I help you?" q. How do you want to die? a. catching dark wizards q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. good I guess q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. probably good q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. cast spells q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. "Oh shift" without the f q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. definitely q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. fight q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. I don't know q. Favorite number? a. 77 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. sure q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. nothing q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. don't know q. Favorite aesthetic? a. casual q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. formal q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. African or European? q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. invisibility armor q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. Wars q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. ask Medusa to go to Madame Puddifoot's Update: completed this q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. leave & let them figure it out themselves q. What made you answer these questions? a. I was bored q. What does your dream house look like? a. I don't know q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. dragons q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. I like wearing t-shirts and jeans q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. 1: an owl named Hermes q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. ESFP-A (Entertainer), type 4 q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Medusa Bailey, Alli Moon, Skylar Night. My little sister is Acacia Glass q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. amethyst q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. quidditch q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. yeah q. Biggest regret? a. I don't know q. What's your favorite color combination? a. purple and black q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. desserts q. Favorite music genre? a. Indie rock q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. I don't know q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. my awful family q. What is your greatest achievement? a. getting the cutest girl in my year to be my gf q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. not being lazy q. Least favorite color combo? a. pink and blue (unless its on a trans flag) q. How many murders have you committed? a. at least 0 q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. absolutely not q. Pies or cakes? a. cake q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. sweet q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. I don't care as long as I can read it q. Do you kick babies a. why would I even be around babies? no. q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. bye
